Score: 7

"A Classier, More Sophisticated Pube Muppet"

submission: Another Pube Muppet

date: May 31, 2008

This is easily the most sophisticated collection of Pube Muppet movies I've seen yet! It makes me worry, though, that Pube Muppet is getting too "Hollywood" and will end up relying too much on CG.
Also, am I the only person off YouTube that can appreciate Dada-style humor? What kind of a piece of shit establishment is this? Fuck off and leave Pube Muppet be!

-Tabris

Score: 5

"Not finished?"

submission: Strider - Unfinished

date: May 30, 2008

Maybe I'm being anal, but shouldn't you actually FINISH something before posting it? I really think Newgrounds should have a demo section, but it doesn't (yet), so maybe you should just stick to showing it off on YouTube or something.
Even though it's unfinished, I say it shouldn't be blammed. This whole "blam" thing is total bullshit! Being unpopular is a really retarded-ass reason to delete someone else's work, and what's worse, a lot of low level members or guests who like a movie or game can get screwed over just because a high level member gave it a zero and got it taken down.
I know ending blamming and treating all members equally (and no, I'm not suggesting that because of my own level, whatever it is) aren't going to catch on anytime soon, but like I said, Newgrounds should really add a demo section.

-Tabris

Score: 9

"A Reflection of the Collective Human Psyche"

submission: Children of the Corn VIII

date: May 30, 2008

This had mice. Mice are nice. I just made a rhyme. Now I'm going to the bathroom.
The end.

-Tabris

Score: 2

"Misleading bullplop!"

submission: SoulCalibur Teaser 2

date: May 30, 2008

When I saw the low score and the complains and the icon, I thought it was gonna be one of those Dadaist flash equivilents of YouTube Poop that all the teenage boys around here hate so much. Turns out people just didn't read that it's just a thing to promote a thing...and doesn't really do much of a job at it. Not only would this work much better as a forum post, but...really, what does it have to do with anything? Pretty sure Shaky Boobs McGee wasn't in any SoulCalibur game, so...what? The theme's SoulCalibur, and that's all there is anywhere.

-Tabris

Score: 10

"YAY 4 @M3R1C@!"

submission: molmol: DEFENDER

date: May 29, 2008

DIS HAD 9/11 WITCH MAID M3 VARRY UPS3T BUT VEN IT HAD AMARECAN FL@G SO IT BEING PAYTREEOTICK!
EYE GIV DIS 5 DAN DA CUR 4 AIDZ! YAYZ!

-Tabris

Score: 10

"UH DUUUUUUUUUH!"

submission: The Cuntmelon Show Ep. 1

date: May 29, 2008

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eye giv dis 10 starz sew vat eye giv u 1 star and 0 star at saming tym!

...Now my eyes hurt.

-Tabris

Score: 10

"I'm offended!"

submission: ¥Albania

date: May 27, 2008

I'm Albanian, despite the fact I'm speaking English and have never been to Albania, and I must say I'm offended! Clearly, good sir, you are slandering the Albanian people, who are all honorable and hard working because because groups should be judged by one or two people! It's nice to see others have taken note of your obvious mockery of Albania and have gotten appropriately offended. And there's so very much to be offended by in this movie!
By the way, I am a complete and total idiot!

-Tabris

Score: 10

"-10 Million Zillion Ba-Tra-Nillion Stars!"

submission: Al Qaeda's Revenge

date: January 23, 2008

On behalf of the American people, WE'S GOTS FREEDOM! I AM A W00T!
How dare you question our obvious superiority! We're told we have freedom, so not only must it be true (lies and falsehood are a liberal Jew myth, by the way), but that makes us better than everyone else! Also, we have guns and Bibles, which makes us right on both a physical AND spiritual level! Humility and questioning our dominance is for the gays, which we aren't! Seriously! We're totally secure with our sexuality, which is why we can't stop calling every fuckin' thing in the world gay!
Now if you excuse me, I'm off to support the troops we collectively hold ownership over by placing a bumper sticker on my truck! THAT will surely protect them from explosions, offer them speedy recovery in our urine-free hospitals, and keep them from dying under bridges! No, really! Bumper stickers really DO support those hundreds of thousands of homeless war veterans, some of which are dying under bridges while a bunch of writers are having a temper tantrum! I mean, not dying! Because the bumper stickers...they grant immortality! Yeah! And...they aren't homeless, either!
...
...
...9/11!

-Tabris

Score: 10

"God Bless America"

submission: Living In America

date: January 23, 2008

If you give this less than ten stars, you're obviously a terrorist! It's true because we here in America can make words mean whatever the hell we feel like! God's on our side, after all, and never before in history has such profound arrogance caused anyone any trouble whatsoever! Nope! Never! WWII certainly isn't a prime example, nor is the Roman Empire! I'm not drawing any parallels here at all! If you think I am, you're a homosexual! From Mexico, even!
I give this ten red and white stripes out of ten, because the stripes represent...uh...well, the colors, they mean...uh...the stripes...they...9/11!

-Tabris

Score: 10

"I'm full of spite."

submission: Your Mom is Dead pt.1

date: January 14, 2008

Seriously. I am so incredibly disillusioned with humanity and natural selection- all thanks to the internet, by the way- I'm giving this a perfect score just to spit in the collective face of humanity.
I also thought it was cute and funny, but I'm mostly giving it a perfect score out of sheer hatred for my fellow man, who is a dumbass. Probably a pedophile, too.

-Tabris